WE CAN HAVE IT ALL

HI FRIEND!

Unlike “normal people”, I like doing a lot of different things - from filmmaking to comedy to art to design to inventing high tech devices to challenging environmental greenwashing narratives, to changing the legal system and creating entirely new systems so our planet wins, not just corporations.

What ties all my work together is the sincere belief that we can save this planet and make our dreams come true, but we must first get out of our comfort zones aka “the Inner Matrix” and “escape” aka ascend to greater heights of consciousness.

CREDENTIALS

I have made award-winning films, comedy, inventions, + companies with a relentless “Can Do” attitude” and D.I.Y. Ethos that has landed me and my comedic ideas on THE TODAY SHOW, MTV News, and probably some government watch-lists.

This determined light-hearted spirit is what I apply to my creative projects, along with the projects of the clients I work with.

I spent 2017-2025 learning everything I could about health and have succesfully healed from a laundry list of mystery chronic mental and physical health conditions which I was told by my Ivy League trained psychiatrist and doctors were “incurable.”

(you can read more about that here)

(I BELIEVE THAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOU REFUSE TO GIVE UP ON YOURSELF AND YOUR MISSION.)

TRAININGS

From a classical academic credential standpoint, I attended New York City’s prestigous LaGuardia Highschool of Music + Art where I was a Visual Arts major and went onto receive a Bachelor of Arts Degree from Oberlin College in Psychology and Environmental Studies and multiple certifications in Advanced Spiritual Psychology, Integrative Health + Physical Detoxification among other trainings in a wide variety of physical and spiritual healing modalities.

You can see my About page, Press page or keep reading for more information!

LET’S DO SOMETHING

Through coaching, mentorship, and select film + creative projects, I love to help create a world where we get “out of the box” and break convention, personally and professionally to leave a mark in whatever area we touch.

HOW I WORK

I make comedy, companies, movements, films, apps, websites (like this terrible one), designs, inventions, art, Integrative Health coaching — along with creatively consulting and helping others learn the same skills and achieve greatness, on their own terms.

I work with others through comedic public speaking, 1:1 coaching containers in life/health/business mentorship along with offering longer-term monthly retainers and small/private retreats in the US + Mexico.

WHO DO I WORK WITH?

I work primarily with other highly sensitive, fast-thinking, endlessly imaginative and misunderstood souls who also don’t “fit into conventional career, neurological, or ideological boxes and want to change the world but don’t know where to start.

SEND ME A MESSAGE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WORK TOGETHER

This message form below is ONLY for work + press inquiries only and is not checked directly by me (Carlen) until it has gone through my assistant and forwarded to me only when appropriate and work-related.

Due to the volume of emails I receive, I am unable to answer all fan-related emails so please do not take offense if non-work related emails are not responded to. I appreciate all of you and am so happy you are here!

For social/fan inquiries, please join me on Substack where you can ask questions in our regular Q+A’s (or follow me on Instagrim* - not a typo)

I LOVE YOU!

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࿊ WHAT ARE PEOPLE SAYING ABOUT WORKING WITH CARLEN ALTMAN ࿊

  • "I was very fortunate to work with Carlen for several months as she coached me on my own healing journey from a lifetime of unacknowledged trauma, self abandonment, major soul distortion and in understanding the ways this manifested in my life. " - S.R.

  • "Working with Carlen was crucial in guiding me back towards myself in a truly loving and open way, in understanding the importance of integrating forms of mind, body and spiritual health, and in helping awaken my creativity."

  • "As someone who identifies as an HSP, is a recovering people-pleaser, and carries immense amounts of shame, Carlen always made me feel safe to be the "me" beneath it all, to feel a lack of judgement or criticism, and to feel understood and acknowledged in things that had always made me feel like an alien to others."

  • "Carlen has truly unique wisdom, intuition, empathy and loving and understanding of other human beings and all we carry with us, and this makes her an incredibly gifted healer and guide. "

  • "I am so grateful for the ways that my experience of life and my ability to honor and continue healing myself has changed with Carlen's help, and I recommend and hope that any and all people have the opportunity to work with her and benefit from her gifts."

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