1-800-EARTH

is a movement for the preservation and celebration of :

Biodiversity and Organic Freaks (frequencies) of Nature.

1-800-EARTH is an environmental and spiritual think-tank, individual and brand consultancy, lifestyle product brand and (soon to be) ministry focused on creating sincerely organic and sustainable products, services & experiences which aim to connect oneself back to our true organic nature.

HOW IS THIS ACCOMPLISHED?

  • a private digital platform that combines with In Real Life community/co-working space focused on Organic Living, humor & healing.

  • The book / website HowToGetYourShitTogether.com which focuses on healing the microbiome and macrobiome (pooping out from Carlen soon!)

  • a ministry focused on the celebration of Love, Humor, Organic biodiversity and unaltered DNA (aka Preserving our Organic Intelligence)

  • an Organic and Non-toxic/plastic free alternative to Amazon.com (including in-house products with 1-800-EARTH labeling), and more.

  • a legal thinktank focused on the ethical use of technology and artificial intelligence as a tool for liberation, not replacement for human intelligence or consciousness.

  • a way for people to get together and be their full organic goofy frequey selves.

  • (AUTHENTICTY ON ALL LEVELS IS THE TRUE REBELLION.)

1-800 EARTH’s mission is to forge real and loving connections with the Earth, Ourselves, and our Spiritual Nature while keeping a sense of humor!!!

Some of our recent innovations, coming soon from 1-800 EARTH

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1-800-EARTH IS A NEW PARADIGM

celebrating love, humor, healing, freedom, biodiversity and organic and ancestral living while harnessing technology to amplify our planet’s liberation instead of running from it.

1-800-EARTH STANDS FOR:

REAL LOVE.

REAL TRUTH.

REAL FOOD.

REAL WATER.

REAL AIR.

REAL LIGHT.

REAL LAUGHTER.

REAL EMOTIONS.

REAL CONNECTION.

REAL EARTH FREQUENCIES.

1-800-EARTH IS HERE AS YOUR ONE-STOP-HUB FOR THE CELEBRATION AND THE PRESERVATION OF BIODIVERSITY ON ALL LEVELS, INCLUDING DIVERSITY OF MICRO-ORGANISMS TO THE MACRO HUGE LIFEFORMS, INCLUDING YOU!!!

TO ACCOMPLISH THIS, WE NEED TO PRESERVE

ORGANIC SOIL

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ORGANIC SOL (WATER)

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ORGANIC SOL (SUN)

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ALL THESE FACTORS HELP PRESERVE OUR

ORGANIC MICROBIOME/SOULS/CONSCIOUSNESS/LIFE.

WHY WAS I INSPIRED TO START 1-800 EARTH?

In short, being fake made me sick.

Eating fake food, being around fake flourescent lighting, fake technology and fake people made me sick.

As someone on the Autism Spectrum (SURPRISE!), I am literally and figuratively allergic to the synthetic.

The way that I healed my health and found happiness was to become Authentic and fill my life with the Authentic and Organic on all levels; and to cut out all that is Synthetic…

LET’S GET

AL-CHEMICAL FOR A MOMENT

Authentic starts with the Prefix “Au” which is the Elemental Symbol for Gold.

Organic starts with the Prefix “Or” or “Ore” which is also a term for Gold (Ore)

In-organic then is “fake gold” or fake riches.

The word Synthetic starts with the Prefix Syn or Sin.

Sin means to Offend, Trespass, Copy Take from Another or be Fake.

Inauthentic, organic and synthetic might look “pretty” but from an energetic conductor frequency standpoint, it is just superficial beauty, like brass versus gold.

Similarly, Inorganic food may look just like the real thing and smell like the real thing, but it lacks the nutrients of real organic food.

While I absolutely appreciate synthetic things such as delicious synthetic Cool Ranch Doritos (DON’T TEMPT ME!) or synthetic fabrics (rayon, acrylic, etc) - and very much appreciate synthetic technology (cars and cellphones), I believe that the main issue our planet is facing is VERY REAL sickness from the fake and inorganic,

In our increasingly toxic culture, we are taught that Synthetic is “normal” and that Sin is “normal and fun” while our planet is being stripped of the Real, Authentic and Organic from a nutritional, spiritual, physical, moral and environmental level.

I believe choosing Authenticity and Organic has the ability to revolutionize our own lives and Planet Earth for Good, which is why I am starting 1-800 EARTH

1-800-EARTH is :

the antidote to these hyper-disconnected times;

a solution for those who feel alienated and sickened by EVERYTHING FAKE.

a solution for those who want SOMETHING REAL.

LET’S MAKE REALITY REAL AGAIN BY BECOMING REAL OURSELVES!

TO LEARN MORE, HELP INVEST IN THIS REALITY or SUBMIT your PROJECT/Resume for CONSIDERATION, EMAIL CARLEN

I LOVE YOU.