HELLO INTERNET FRIEND!

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LET’S MAKE SH*T HAPPEN!

BAD GOOD NEWS!

I now offer

60 MINUTE 1:1 COACHING & CONSULTING

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HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

Combining humor and healing, I help you tackle life’s chaos, get your shit together and turn your wildest dreams into reality - one laugh at a time.

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No matter what you are going through, together, we will help you come up with a gameplan to tackle your inner and outer goals together.

Click the button below to to book a session with me!

Prices are hourly or monthly.

࿊ Services ࿊

  • Life/Intuitive + Spiritual Awakening Coaching

    As an Intuitive, Lightworker and Projector in Human Design, my role is to help guide you to your own best conclusions and teach you the skills to heighten your intuition and inner-knowing. so you can make your own decisions with confidence.

  • Comedy & Creativity

    Craft your story, find your voice and unleash your inner creativity!

    Whether you need help with a comedy routine. or in need of content creation, I can help!

  • New Earth Business Coaching

    Ready to create a business that’s as kind to the planet as it is to your soul and your bottom line? I’ll help you build or refine your sustainable business, combining practical strategies with innovative ideas. Together we’ll turn your paasion into profit while making a positive impact on the world.

  • Technical Difficulties

    If you want to have a web presence / use technology but despise it or feel sick in front of a computer, I can help you.

    I healed from Electrosensitivty EHS and taught myself web + social media design and can show you how.

  • Health & Wellness

    Let’s connect gut health to brain health and find clarity and ease. Together we’ll “GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER” and “LET SH*T GO” (LITERALLY) by exploring detox strategies to clear out what’s holding you back - physically, mentally and spiritually. Plus, I’ll help you tackle the “adulting” side of wellness, from building sustainable routines to managing those overwhelming health tasks that always seem to pile up!

  • Natural Living Coaching

    Tired of hidden toxins in your home and daily life? I’ll guide you through. theprocess of swapping harmful products for natural, sustainable alternatives that support your health and the planet. From cleaning supplies to clothing to skincare, we’ll create a toxic-free, eco-friendly lifestyle that leaves you feeling vibrant and aligned with your true inner nature (and outer nature!)

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࿊ Client Testimonials ࿊

  • I was very fortunate to work with Carlen for several months as she coached me on my own healing journey from a lifetime of unacknowledged trauma, self abandonment, major soul distortion and in understanding the ways this manifested in my life.

  • Working with Carlen was crucial in guiding me back towards myself in a truly loving and open way, in understanding the importance of integrating forms of mind, body and spiritual health, and in helping awaken my creativity.

  • As someone who identifies as an HSP, is a recovering people-pleaser, and carries immense amounts of shame, Carlen always made me feel safe to be the "me" beneath it all, to feel a lack of judgement or criticism, and to feel understood and acknowledged in things that had always made me feel like an alien to others.

  • Carlen has truly unique wisdom, intuition, empathy and loving and understanding of other human beings and all we carry with us, and this makes her an incredibly gifted healer and guide.

  • I am so grateful for the ways that my experience of life and my ability to honor and continue healing myself has changed with Carlen's help, and I recommend and hope that any and all people have the opportunity to work with her and benefit from her gifts.

WE CAN DO ANYTHING WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER!