HELLO, IT’S YOUR FRIEND CARLEN.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t enjoy box-like thinking, and I certainly don’t like the word “work.” I much prefer “creating” and “playing” over “working”—and if you’ve ever listened to Alan Watts, you know exactly what I mean.Through my own journey, I have found that real healing and transformation, satisfying life/business decisions, “Aha! moments, and memorable products and art rarely happen through soul-crushing “work,” grinding, or BORING SERIOUS CONTROL (which the word “work” often connotes).ALIGNMENT MAKES “WORK” FEEL LIKE PLAY
Our greatest moments and movements happen when we let go and FEEL SAFE ENOUGH TO get real, stop burning ourselves out, stop trying to force things and start following the natural rhythm of our own authentic nature (and nature itself)
what sh*t ARE YOU GROWING THROUGH?
(AND HOW CAN I POTENTIALLY HELP YOU AND YOUR MISSION?)
Through harnessing my unique neurodivergent brain and way of connecting dots that most overlook, I AM FIGURING OUT “how to get my sh*t together” (ON MY TERMS - by liberating my soul and gifts) AND absolutely love to help others do the same. I especially LOVE ASSISTING those out there like myself who have felt alienated from NORMAL society and/or experienced mystery chronic health issues (and do not resonate with typical models of “self help”, mentorship, or consulting.)OUT OF THE BOX THINKERS + DREAMERS NEED OUT OF THE BOX CREATIVITY AND SOLUTIONS
I AM WHAT IS KNOWN AS A "MULTIPOTENTIALITE"/ GENERALIST AND LOVE COMBINING ALL MY SKILLSETS TO HELP OTHERS WHETHER IT IS HEADLINING COMEDY SHOWS, FILM CONSULTING, PRODUCT OR APP DESIGN, BRANDING, OR HELPING SENSITIVE SOULS EMBODY THEIR HIGHEST HEALTH AND POWER AS THEY STEP INTO NEW TIMELINES AND CHAPTERS, I AM HERE. FOR ALL OF IT.I use low-brow humor, high-brow healing*, creative strategy, and deep listening. TOGETHER WE find the seed pushing through the concrete of old programming — personally and professionally - to reveal the good sh*t AND VISION which wishes to grow underneath, with fun and ease. LET’S MAKE MAGIC
together we can plant new seeds and watch them grow into something delicious (and maybe even bring our fruits to market so others can enjoy.)
GOOD NEWS! I AM NOW OFFERING:
1 — THE FOCUS SESSION - 50 minutes
available thursdays and fridays
A focused, supportive space to get sh*t done and untangle what feels stuck or constipated within our minds, bodies or souls. Bring the question, the crossroads, the idea that won’t land, or the quiet knowing you’ve been ignoring. I listen, reflect patterns, ask thoughtful questions, and offer grounded perspective—so you can hear your own clarity again and know your next step.Beautiful for: Creative blocks, brand/story pivots, big decisions, sensitive nervous systems in loud environments, or the “I know something needs to shift but I feel scared/confused/can’t see it yet” feeling. HAVE MORE QUESTIONS?