♛ WORK WITH CARLEN
Hello, it’s Carlen!
I bring a “colorful” interdisciplinary perspective to my own work and helping other unique, sensitive artists, founders, filmmakers, healers, inventors, organizations, and out-of-the-box thinkers building something meaningful, personally and professionally - without burning yourself out.
Beyond any accolade, my greatest accomplishment is feeling internally and externally free — and now I help others do the same.
♛ IF working with me SOUNDS LIKE A “FUN TIME” TO YOU, KEEP READING BELOW. ♛
1:1 ROYAL ADVISORY 🃏
Limited Time Only - Thursdays + Fridays (60 minute sessions via phone audio)
PERSONAL SUPPORT
For people navigating life, change, and getting their sh*t together.
Support with self-trust, creative blocks, overwhelming decisions, sustainable routines, personal reinvention, and making life feel more manageable.
Services: BRAINWASH, BODY TALK, SPEAK EASY, and BODY DOUBLE
CREATIVE MENTORSHIP & CONSULTING
For artists, founders, and visionaries bringing ideas into the world.
Help with concept development, storytelling, creative direction, messaging, humor, ethical business ideas, and turning an unusual vision into something tangible.
Services: BRAINSTORM and FUNNY BUSINESS,
LET’S GeT OUR SHIT TOGETHER IN THE MOST UNCONVENTIONAL WAY POSSIBLE
01 / BRAINSTORM
Ideas, designs, projects & unlikely connections.
(We can talk about whatever you’re working on)
02 / BRAINWASH
Question old rules. Break out of boxes.
(We can talk about mental wellness, spiritual ascension and cleaning out the gunk to bring back the funk. Additional supplement fees may apply.
03 / BODY/EMF TALK.
Put your body in the life plan.
(We can talk about wellness, EMF sensitivity, and feeling as physically free as possible)
04 / FUNNY BUSINESS
Find the funny in your brand, idea, life or story.
(We can help bring out the funny in you)
05 / SPEAK EASY
Practice speaking, presenting & being heard.
(A safe place to risk looking embarrassing)
06 / BODY DOUBLE
Less planning. More actually doing the thing.
(We can work together as you complete your goals!)
♛ FOR EVERYTHING BEYOND THE ROYAL COURT ♛
Speaking · Performance · Creative Collaborations · Writing · Long-Term Projects
Professional inquiries are handled through CAA — (Carlen Altman Agency)
Independent representation. Serious professional inquiries only. No feet pic requests. HAHA.