1-800 EARTH
The-one-stop guidebook and shop from my wacky brain and soul that functions as a low-fi/high vibe ORGANIC and NON-TOXIC guidebook, marketplace, planetary phone 1-800 HOTLINE to find other weirdos on the AWAKENING/SPIRITUAL PATH, unfiltered tele-vision CHANNEL, PUBLISHING HOUSE, and comedic MINISTRY as an organic antidote to ALL LEVELS OF FAKENESS (including unpopular “taboo” topics like weather modification and Transhumanism) so we can become MORE HUMAN/EARTHLY than ever before (not less)
1-800 EARTH is the antidote to these hyper-disconnected times; a solution for those who feel alienated by EVERYTHING FAKE and want to feel SOMETHING REAL.
REAL FOOD. REAL WATER. REAL AIR. REAL LIGHT. REAL LAUGHTER. REAL JOY. REAL CONNECTION. REAL LOVE. REAL FEELINGS. REAL EARTH FREQUENCIES.
LET’S MAKE REALITY GREAT AGAIN!
NOTHING IS SCARY WHEN WE TURN ON THE LIGHTS…
1-800 EARTH is the frequency of nature and for freaks of nature like you.
I hope you enjoy this little taste of what’s to come!
Love,
Carlen
BORING BUT NECESSARY LEGAL DISCLAIMER
Hi it’s Carlen!
I ONLY share products and services I have personally used that have benefitted my life greatly!
I thought “Why not sign up to be an Affiliate for these companies?” It is a win win for me, you and the companies that I am sharing with you!
Therefore, from time to time, I (Carlen Altman/1-800 EARTH LLC) participate in affiliate marketing and may allow affiliate links to be included on some of the pages of this website.
This means that I may earn a commission if/when you click on or make purchases via affiliate links. Everyone wins especially YOU!
ENJOY!